Should You Cut the Cheese?
In a room full of people, no one the wiser.....
Your belly starts to ache-- its gonna be a geyser!!
You have no where to go, what can you do?
Just let it rip and play it through?
Some will be disgusted, some will laugh,
It's a normal bodily function- its just a gas!
Sometimes they can be sneaky,
Others have been known to be squeaky.
When you want a nice little silent one,
It roars out your butt sounding like a gun!
It doesn't matter who you are, or even where--
Just so long as you didn't fall out of your chair!
Now that its gone, maybe you'll be done;
Don't count on that, it will ruin the fun!
Next comes the smell, people noses a wrinklin',
You're the one that let it rip- what were you thinkin'?
You have no where to go, what can you do?
Just let it rip and play it through?
Some will be disgusted, some will laugh,
It's a normal bodily function- its just a gas!
Sometimes they can be sneaky,
Others have been known to be squeaky.
When you want a nice little silent one,
It roars out your butt sounding like a gun!
It doesn't matter who you are, or even where--
Just so long as you didn't fall out of your chair!
Now that its gone, maybe you'll be done;
Don't count on that, it will ruin the fun!
Next comes the smell, people noses a wrinklin',
You're the one that let it rip- what were you thinkin'?
Published by Deneale K. Williams
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